true story, bro.
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true story, bro.
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Ugh. Faaack, I feel lonely tonight even with my pugs bookending me on the couch and ‘The Office’ playing in the background.
Mmhm. This is a fairly accurate representation of the stuff I do in a relationship.
’Dark Shadows’ was great. The soundtrack? AMAZING. Right away kicked it off with Moody Blues, Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop, and the Carpenters (To name a few). Tim Burton did a fantastic job as always. The effects were impressive and the humor was just enough that it doesn’t feel forced. I highly recommend it. :)
Oh, HAI Jake Ryan. You want me to come over to your car and then make out with you over my birthday cake with my bridesmaid dress on?
.. Sure. <3 Anything you want.
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“Eh, it’s those damn Shriners that won’t take down the Goddamn Frida sign, the lazy sons a-bitches…”
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This is my son and I.
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